virginsacrificer:

when someone asked you a question and you didnt understand but you feel the pressure to give an answer 

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

acowardlylion:

first date questions

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

hallucinogin-and-tonic:

sixfigs:

Hi I’m Vero and my hobbies include :confusing people with my gender

I nEED THIS IN MY LIFE *deep breathing*

aparadoxinflux:

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bless-this-mess-ah:

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

Lol!

psyducked:

now we’re talking

hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

mileylikestolickhammers:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Where are their vaginas tho