mortician:

multicolors:

lustnextdoor:

basilsz:

hER BUTT

Im lesbian now

Girls like her keeps me flat on earth

Fitness goal

commumism:

[puts hand on daughters shoulder] son

christineisntmean:

ilovecharts:

How much snow it takes to cancel school in the U.S

"Any snow"

So fucking true. Went to school in the dark blue

stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

ellenlovesportia:

Kristen Wiig finally on Ellen (x)

syntheticmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the f out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

juuzou:

first things first i’m the gayest

-teesa-:

9.2.14

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM