mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
unfollower: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about the time when a guy tried to...
romancndleheart: thaibrator: hey now ur a rockstar get your great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
anotherwaytoforever: alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend and no oscar
I called my mom and she pretended that I woke her up WOMAN YOU IS ACTIVE ON FACEBOOK I KNOW YOU IS AWAKE
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*